Punxsutawney Pizza Man

As documented in the Bill Murray movie Groundhog Day, Pennsylvanians consult Punxsutawney Phil to find out when winter will end. Here in Center City we know it's over when the proprietor of the dodgy neighbourhood pizza place (we've seen customers stretchered into the back of a medic truck four times) puts a chair on the pavement in the evening and spends most of it appraising the passing parade of pretty ladies and gesticulating melodramatically while talking on his mobile phone. In this photo, Elliott's channelling Punxsutawney Pizza Man while waiting for his morning babycino.